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Funny (True) Lawyer Story - 17 Feb 2017 19:37

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This is the funniest lawyer story that I have read in a while. Thought I would share it here to give you all a good laugh!

A Charlotte, North Carolina lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire, among other things. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed claim against the insurance company.

In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost in a series of small fires. The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued … and WON! (Stay with me here.)

In delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer "held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire" and was obligated to pay the claim.

Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."

NOW FOR THE BEST PART…

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.

Only in America! No wonder the Third World countries think we are nuts :-) - Comments: 0

She Didn't Marry Him for his Sense - 15 Feb 2017 17:02

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I read this on another blog and had to share it here - It's too funny.

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(I work in a law firm as an office manager and administrator. Our firm only deals with criminal law, personal injury and immigration. A scruffy-looking guy comes in one day.)

Customer: “Hi, I wonder if you could help me. My wife is going to divorce me and I want custody of my kids.”

Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but we don’t deal with family law here. Only criminal, personal injury, and immigration.”

Customer: “Why won’t you help me?! My kids need to be with me; their mum is crazy!”

Me: “I’m sorry, but we do not deal with family law here. I would be happy to refer you to another firm that can help you.”

Customer: *shouting* “Oh, you are just discriminating against me! Get your manager for me right now!”

Me: “Sir, I am the manager.”

Customer: “Oh, hi there. I wondered if you could help me. My wife wants to divorce me.”

Me: “I’ve already told you we can’t help you here.”

Customer: “But look, I’ve got lots of money. I can pay you if that’s the problem!”

(The man then picks up a bag he has, turns it upside down, and empties the whole bag full of pennies onto my desk.)

Customer: “See, money. Now, help me.”

Me: “Listen, you need to leave right now. Take your pennies and leave the building, or I’m going to call security.”

Customer: “Aah!” *picks up a penny, throws it at me, and runs out, leaving all his pennies*

Originally Found at Not Always Right - Comments: 0

How to Find the Right Lawyer - 15 Feb 2017 16:46

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Most people don't know their way around the legal system. A lot of us in the future are going to find ourselves needing to get a lawyer, and that can be a little difficult to do. The following article will help you with this problem.

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Before you sign up for a lawyer's services, find out about his or her past. Just because the lawyer is allowed to practice does not mean that he is successful. Knowing a lawyer's record will enable you to determine whether or not he or she can handle your case successfully.

Your lawyer and you should think up a time that you can meet so you're able to touch base. Many lawyers are not the best when it comes to communication. To avoid this kind of problem, develop a schedule in advance.

Do not be shy when it comes to questioning your lawyer. Good lawyers don't mind explaining their actions and keeping you updated with details. If your attorney is being tight-lipped, it might be necessary to fire him and find someone else.

Don't give your lawyer lots of money up front to accept your case.‘ If they have a certain retainer before taking a case, be sure you can be refunded what is not used. Talk with other lawyers if the initial costs are too high and the lawyer won’t work with you.

Decide ahead of time what kind of budget you have to work with. Although you may have a winning case, you need to consider the costs carefully. If you have certain attorneys in mind, do your research on their fee structure. Discuss your budget and the things you need to have accomplished within that budget. You should also make sure you know if they charge higher fees for bigger wins.

Choose a lawyer you trust. This goes double if you are looking for a lawyer to help with your business. Some attorneys may ask for a retainer or a blank check. Remember that you are putting your financial life in their hands. You need to keep yourself protected at all times.

Look into an attorney's background. Online reviews, coupled with bar association reports, will give you an accurate idea of whether a certain lawyer is right for you. This will save you much time and frustration in the long run.

Before you have a lawyer working for you, have a fee agreement in writing and signed. This is helpful, as you can put the monetary details of the case behind you and give the actual case your full attention. Further, your finances will be more predictable.

Don't hire a lawyer who makes you uncomfortable. A great lawyer will both know what he's talking about and be personable. If your attorney fails to do so, you may need to look elsewhere.

The legal system is very confusing and overwhelming to many people. The information above will get you on the right track. Knowing about the qualities to seek in an excellent lawyer will help you find just the right lawyer to handle your case with comfort and ease. - Comments: 0


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